My Nancy Pelosi Half Marathon

I'm planning on leaving work early today to run. I'm hoping to run a Nancy Pelosi half marathon. This occurs when I run 7 miles, stop and ask the government for help with the final 6!! A mini six mile bail out!! Then I can come here and tell everyone that I ran the full 13, sort of like the Boston hair dresser who makes 25K a year showing off her $500,000 house. No, I don't fail bad that you lost your house, I feel bad that your a freaking moron who thought you could afford that house. You should be arrested for being stupid!! Back to Pelosi, You are as useless as ever and finally the rest of congress is catching on. You don't fix a cracked foundation by pouring money into the roof!!! Thank God they voted that down yesterday!! I'll check back later after today's run in which I earn every mile. No hand outs for me!!!!!!